Hear the One About the Cross-Eyed Snake Who Married a Rope?

Adam and Eve

NOT

Adam and Steve

Gee whillickerz! What a larf riot!

Here's another one for you, pal...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
- Hamlet, Act III Scene II Line 218

Get a life. 

(I love the face on the woman looking at this goofball spectacle. In her perturbed look she strikes me as more spiritual than the two placard carriers. Thank you. ma'am. You are the face of hope.)
Parliament Hill, Ottawa, Canada. 5th June, 2013.